I started out to make "Tiger Stripes" and ended up with "gloppy forgotten hot ass mess" - seems if tiger stripes are the intended goal, then I am gonna need some better fencing! Fencing you ask? YES, FENCING!
So...the other day...I go in to make my rendition of tiger stripes in soap. I have some red and yellow clays from Brambleberry I want to use and this "Little Black Dress" fo from Rustic Escentuals I have used before...
I figure since I already made a tiger stripe in "Black Tie" from Nature's Garden (which I refer to as "City Slicker") I will do a "City Slicker for her version....
My goats however disagreed with THAT plan! As I was saying..........
It was a GORGEOUS DAY outside and I had the front door open to catch a little of that in the house. Nice breeze, lovely weather, just enjoying the day. I go in, I set up everything, get my lye and oils going like a team of soapy goodness, split the batch, mix in the yellow clay and JUST as I finish mixing in the red I hear
CLOMP CLOMP clompclompclompclomp!!!!!!! Now wait a minute, there should be NO clomping of hooves!!! Here's where it gets good, I ALMOST wish I had been doing a video, except the amount of bleeps needed would be excessive to say the least!
I spin around, and what do I see?
The faces of 3 goats staring back at me - IN MY KITCHEN!!! Initially, I freak, I shut the door to the soap room and just pause. What do I do? Do I soap on? NOOOOO!!!! The bedroom door is open too! From the window in my soap room door, there go 3 of the goats -
ON MY BED!!! NOOOO!!!!
And where are the other 2 goats from that pen????
So, in a fit of super pissed off, the gloves and goggles come off and out I go...seems that somehow the girls have managed to DESTROY the pen the bucks never could! There's a board
cracked in half and the chance for escape was taken!!! I stood there - livid - for just a second. Well, actually closer to 5 minutes, while the offenders clamored around me for attention. I had soap waiting to be poured after all...and so I shuffled the does onto the back porch (which is also a goat maternity ward and such at times and currently houses my spoiled "in milk does". Yeah, sure, Willow the Mean is out there - I didn't care. I let her whoop on the yearlings while I returned to my soap...my sad, gloppy, now been sitting there for probably half an hour at least soap. Because for some reason, once you want to catch a goat THEY KNOW IT! Took me a bit to round them up - they KNEW I was hot!
As I was saying - I returned to my now nearly solidified and saponified soap batter. I proceeded to glop it into the mold. Let me add here -
I LIKE my tiger stripes a bit thicker, but not that thick! The only photo I got of the process was the end...take a closer look:
Not all the glitter in the world can make it better....
Not all the clever posing helps....the goats ruined my tiger stripes! Actually, to be honest, the goats and a combo of my crappy fencing ruined my tiger stripes :(
So instead, I give you from the week before this:
This would be the one I mentioned - "City Slicker" - aka "Tiger Stripes UN-interrupted!"
So yes, I have been pouting and not soaping much, and yes...oh yes...I have one more reason why the "Big Cats" and I don't mix. That story will come in a few days time I think....let's just say there's a VERY good reason I don't use glass when I soap...
AND YES, I made the black and white BEFORE I knew about the challenge and NO I don't care :P (I'm still a little pouty about spending a day fixing fences and what happened tonight...but that is another story all together...)